Tuesday, October 24, 2006

A pair in the front row, please

Today's best non-profit communication, this was from Charleston Ballet Theatre to its email list. They invited people to enter "a world of beauty and grace, aerial pyrotechnics, heroes, villains, and a fairy or two; where the sound of tapping toes melds with the luscious strains of magnificent music. Where true love always triumphs, evil is destroyed, and Everybody Has Great Legs. We are honed elegant athletes in tight-fitting wrappers."

I sort of imagine a tired, punchy marketing staffer writing that up as a lark and then being shocked silly when the executive director said, "Great, send it out!"

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