Causes in the comics

Get Fuzzy is a favorite daily comic and today's strip made me spit up my locally-grown organic scrambled eggs....perhaps Satchel (the dog) needs an advocacy t-shirt or two:

LICKING IS WHAT TONGUES WERE MADE FOR

YOU CALL IT 'GETTING INTO THE GARBAGE AGAIN', WE CALL IT 'COMPOSTING'

WE'RE NOT 'CHALLENGED' WE'R -- OOH LOOK A SQUIRREL!

'SLOW FOOD' IS LIKE 'MILITARY INTELLIGENCE'

Sneering: the friendliest form of persuasion

I recently read the following in the newsletter of an organization that advocates for the production of locally-grown and organic food:

"Mainstream consumers want simple explanations as to why food products they choose are healthier, functional or otherwise not just plain old food. Evolved health and wellness consumers often want a fuller story, with more technical detail about their foods."

Gosh Ma why can't we evolve, all the cool kids' parents let them do it. I'll just never get asked on a date with this darn eyebrow ridge...